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🎮 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Step into the unpredictable battlefield of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS), where physics-based mayhem meets wild imagination. Control legions of wobbling warriors from different eras, pit them against bizarre foes, and watch the madness unfold in glorious slow-motion. TABS isn’t just a game — it’s a comedy show where YOU write the script.

🛡️ What Makes TABS So Epic?

  • ⚔️ Hundreds of Unique Units – From club-wielding cavemen to laser-firing gods!

  • 🤪 Hilarious Physics – Watch ragdoll armies stumble, tumble, and triumph.

  • 🌍 Custom Battle Mode – Create your own dream (or nightmare) scenarios.

  • 🧠 Tactical Chaos – Place your units wisely... or don’t. It’s hilarious either way.

  • 🎨 Sandbox Creativity – Build your own maps, units, and more.

🚀 Why You’ll Love It:

Whether you're a strategy enthusiast or just looking for a laugh, TABS delivers fun like no other. There's something magical about watching a mammoth fight a squad of tiny ninjas on a floating island — and somehow losing.

Perfect for content creators, meme lovers, and players who love experimentation, surprises, and chaos.

💾 Download Now and Join the Battle!

Get TABS on itch.io and become the general of your own ridiculous army. Will your strategies win the war… or just create the most laugh-out-loud battle ever seen?

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